Random Referring Search Terms

Just checking my Google Analytics, and I’m getting some awesomely random refferals:

Jonathan Stewart issues – who said I ever had any, apart from the falling asleep issue? And the forgetting stuff.
Life size smurf – I wish I could get me one of these. I know what you’re thinking though, and it’s not for that reason.
I always fall asleep in the cinema – see my previous issues. I’m glad I could help someone. Couldn’t actually see the site ranking though
Searchga.me answers – Goddamn David Naylor – I think I was number 1 for a bit!
PVC moon smurf – I like this search term a lot
Dog with diaper – wtf!

Thursday, February 26th, 2009 Random, SEO

@Gatwick_Airport My flight is at 7.30 2mrw (checkin at 5.30) is it worth me catching the last train down from London 2nite? about 6 hours ago from web in reply to Gatwick_Airport
@dstradewell cheers fella - did it - going 2mrw pending #uksnow about 9 hours ago from Twitter for iPhone in reply to dstradewell
@Gatwick_Airport I'm flying at 7.30 2mrw morn & airline (Monarch) appears to have no out of hours contact! How do I contact my airline! about 9 hours ago from Twitter for iPhone in reply to Gatwick_Airport
I have a snowboarding question - Val Thoren, La Rosiere, or Meribel? Which is best? 01:40:36 PM January 26, 2012 from web
Dear @amazonuk - some of my Xmas presents haven't arrived as promised. Gonna have some very disappointed people now 11:03:32 AM December 24, 2011 from Twitter for iPhone
@dannyguk not sure yet - will let u know ASAP tomorrow 12:18:42 AM December 24, 2011 from Twitter for iPhone in reply to dannyguk
@dannyguk for sure. Can you make it out Rochester way? 09:03:39 PM December 23, 2011 from Twitter for iPhone in reply to dannyguk
@dannyguk Sounds good? Maybe Xmas eve? Is @eatscake going with you? 06:15:47 PM December 20, 2011 from Twitter for iPhone in reply to dannyguk
@dannyguk yeah - going home on Saturday. You? 05:53:28 PM December 20, 2011 from Twitter for iPhone in reply to dannyguk
Beautiful sunrise over London today http://t.co/L8HDLjaS 08:12:43 AM December 19, 2011 from Instagram

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